Drunken Wisdom by Mos

I really don't know because I'm a drunken stoner

 

 

 

"Even if one takes every reefer madness allegation of the prohibitionists at face value,

 

marijuana prohibition has done far more harm to far more people than marijuana ever could."   

 

- William F. Buckley, Jr.

 

 

 

2008/9/20

Things that are Difficult to Say when Drinking

@ 09:03 AM (14 months, 7 days ago)

 

THINGS THAT ARE  DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
 1. Innovative
 2. Preliminary
 3. Proliferation
 4. Cinnamon

 THINGS THAT ARE  VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
 1. Specificity
 2. Anti-constitutionalistically
 3. Passive-aggressive disorder
 4. Transubstantiate

 THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
 1. No thanks, I'm married.
 2. Nope, no more  booze for me!
 3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
 4. Taco  Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
 5. Good evening, officer.. Isn't it  lovely out tonight?
 6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing  karaoke.
 7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
 8. Thank you, but  I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no
      coordination. I'd hate to  look like a fool!
 9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee  in this parking  
      lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going  home now, as I have to work in the morning.