Drunken Wisdom by Mos

I really don't know because I'm a drunken stoner

 

 

 

"Even if one takes every reefer madness allegation of the prohibitionists at face value,

 

marijuana prohibition has done far more harm to far more people than marijuana ever could."   

 

- William F. Buckley, Jr.

 

 

 

2008/9/20

Things that are Difficult to Say when Drinking

@ 09:03 AM (14 months, 7 days ago)

 

THINGS THAT ARE  DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
 1. Innovative
 2. Preliminary
 3. Proliferation
 4. Cinnamon

 THINGS THAT ARE  VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
 1. Specificity
 2. Anti-constitutionalistically
 3. Passive-aggressive disorder
 4. Transubstantiate

 THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
 1. No thanks, I'm married.
 2. Nope, no more  booze for me!
 3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
 4. Taco  Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
 5. Good evening, officer.. Isn't it  lovely out tonight?
 6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing  karaoke.
 7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
 8. Thank you, but  I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no
      coordination. I'd hate to  look like a fool!
 9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee  in this parking  
      lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going  home now, as I have to work in the morning.
 

Comment(s) »

  1. THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
    1. No thanks, I'm married.
    2. Nope, no more booze for me!
    3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
    4. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
    5. Good evening, officer.. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
    6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
    7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
    8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no
    coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
    9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking
    lot or on the side of the road.
    10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.



    YOU WON'T CATCH ME SAYING ANY OF THAT S**T




    Comment by Mos— 2008/11/20 @ 09:34 PM — (Reply)

  2. isay when it's time to stop drinking

    Comment by mos— 2009/06/24 @ 10:37 AM — (Reply)

  3. didn't some one sing *all the women all get prettier at closing time*.....ROFL....riff

    Comment by riffran— 2008/11/21 @ 05:11 AM — (Reply)

  4. Alcoholism Information

    Comment by firewheels— 2009/02/05 @ 02:16 PM — (Reply)

  5. Сайт очень качественный. Надо бы Вам награду вручить за него или просто орден почета. :)

    Comment by Heart— 2009/09/24 @ 01:25 AM — (Reply)

  6. i agree with you fake Mos. bloghi.com used to be fun and now it sucks. between sooner the skank, that pencil dick gay homophobe gumrunner and the spammers it sucks.

    Comment by Mos— 2009/09/26 @ 05:51 PM — (Reply)

  7. I am fricken sick of all the info splogs, I flag about fourteen every time I get on the site..."No I DONT give a fuc* about ugg fu**ing boots, or india real estate, or Ed Hardy clothes...I flaggem everytime

    Comment by riffran— 2009/09/28 @ 03:26 AM — (Reply)

  8. absloutely sir.i dont want to learn about boner medicine.i know what it is.thank you whoever.there should be a sight where its nothing but info blogs

    Comment by mos— 2009/09/28 @ 11:14 AM — (Reply)

  9. Ive said the samething about television ! Make them ALL go on thier own channel ! That way if I want to see a commercial then I know where to find it ! hahahahahaaaa I can hear them complaining NOW "Nobody" ever goes onto the channel to watch ! hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa I like it ! hahaaa

    Comment by jim— 2009/09/28 @ 12:38 PM — (Reply)

  10. The problem is that Dugg wants to learn about it Riff.

    :mrgreen:

    Comment by Ed— 2009/09/28 @ 09:46 PM — (Reply)

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