Drunken Wisdom by Mos http://mos.bloghi.com/ I really don't know because I'm a drunken stoner Sun, 22 Nov 2009 02:53:32 +0000 http://bloghi.com/ http://mos.bloghi.com/img_ch.hi?id=13544 Drunken Wisdom by Mos http://mos.bloghi.com/ Things that are Difficult to Say when Drinking http://mos.bloghi.com/2008/09/20/things-that-are-difficult-to-say-when-drinking.html http://mos.bloghi.com/2008/09/20/things-that-are-difficult-to-say-when-drinking.html#comments Sat, 20 Sep 2008 06:03:40 +0000 http://mos.bloghi.com/2008/09/20/things-that-are-difficult-to-say-when-drinking.html   THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Proliferation 4. Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Specificity 2. Anti-constitutionalistically 3. Passive-aggressive...  

THINGS THAT ARE  DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
 1. Innovative
 2. Preliminary
 3. Proliferation
 4. Cinnamon

 THINGS THAT ARE  VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
 1. Specificity
 2. Anti-constitutionalistically
 3. Passive-aggressive disorder
 4. Transubstantiate

 THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
 1. No thanks, I'm married.
 2. Nope, no more  booze for me!
 3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
 4. Taco  Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
 5. Good evening, officer.. Isn't it  lovely out tonight?
 6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing  karaoke.
 7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
 8. Thank you, but  I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no
      coordination. I'd hate to  look like a fool!
 9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee  in this parking  
      lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going  home now, as I have to work in the morning.
 
]]> http://mos.bloghi.com/2008/09/20/things-that-are-difficult-to-say-when-drinking.html#comments Mos Music Today http://mos.bloghi.com/2008/07/26/mos-music-today.html http://mos.bloghi.com/2008/07/26/mos-music-today.html#comments Sat, 26 Jul 2008 13:44:40 +0000 http://mos.bloghi.com/2008/07/26/mos-music-today.html   [youtube=http://youtube.com/watch?v=22d_AcaRs8M]    

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]]> http://mos.bloghi.com/2008/07/26/mos-music-today.html#comments Obama Rescued http://mos.bloghi.com/2008/07/22/obama-rescued.html http://mos.bloghi.com/2008/07/22/obama-rescued.html#comments Tue, 22 Jul 2008 15:31:26 +0000 http://mos.bloghi.com/2008/07/22/obama-rescued.html   One day, three boys were walking over a bridge when they heard a guy yelling for help. It was Obama. He was drowning, and the three boys rescued him. He thanked them dearly and promised them whatever they wanted as a reward. The first boy...  

One day, three boys were walking over a bridge when they heard a guy yelling for help. It was Obama. He was drowning, and the three boys rescued him. He thanked them dearly and promised them whatever they wanted as a reward. The first boy wanted $10,000, so Obama gave him the money. The second boy wanted a Ferrari, so Obama gave the boy a Ferrari. The third boy wanted a wheelchair, Obama said, “Why do you want one of those, son, you're not handicapped.” The boy replied, “I will be when my dad finds out whose life I saved.”

]]> http://mos.bloghi.com/2008/07/22/obama-rescued.html#comments Mos Music http://mos.bloghi.com/2008/07/22/mos-music.html http://mos.bloghi.com/2008/07/22/mos-music.html#comments Tue, 22 Jul 2008 15:08:24 +0000 http://mos.bloghi.com/2008/07/22/mos-music.html   [youtube=http://youtube.com/watch?v=VoMCka5bBdU]  

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]]> http://mos.bloghi.com/2008/07/22/mos-music.html#comments Monica Lewinsky: "I want your body". http://mos.bloghi.com/2008/07/14/monica-lewinsky-i-want-your-body.html http://mos.bloghi.com/2008/07/14/monica-lewinsky-i-want-your-body.html#comments Mon, 14 Jul 2008 19:06:51 +0000 http://mos.bloghi.com/2008/07/14/monica-lewinsky-i-want-your-body.html     MOS    

MONICA LEWINSKY - LOOKIN GOOD?

 

MOS

 

]]> http://mos.bloghi.com/2008/07/14/monica-lewinsky-i-want-your-body.html#comments Mos Tracks Down the Big Hooters http://mos.bloghi.com/2008/07/08/mos-tracks-down-the-big-hooters.html http://mos.bloghi.com/2008/07/08/mos-tracks-down-the-big-hooters.html#comments Tue, 08 Jul 2008 19:13:26 +0000 http://mos.bloghi.com/2008/07/08/mos-tracks-down-the-big-hooters.html   KEY WEST MOS?  SAY IT AIN'T SO DUDE    

KEY WEST MOS?  SAY IT AIN'T SO DUDE

 

]]> http://mos.bloghi.com/2008/07/08/mos-tracks-down-the-big-hooters.html#comments Baltimore Ravens and Baltimore Orioles Suck http://mos.bloghi.com/2008/04/14/baltimore-ravens-and-baltimore-orioles-suck.html http://mos.bloghi.com/2008/04/14/baltimore-ravens-and-baltimore-orioles-suck.html#comments Mon, 14 Apr 2008 19:29:03 +0000 http://mos.bloghi.com/2008/04/14/baltimore-ravens-and-baltimore-orioles-suck.html   ......and I should quit the counter top racket and start delivering pizzas and start supporting Obama and buy even MORE booze and install a putting green on my front lawn....and those are just a few of the ideas that are rattling around in my...  

......and I should quit the counter top racket and start delivering pizzas and start supporting Obama and buy even MORE booze and install a putting green on my front lawn....and those are just a few of the ideas that are rattling around in my melon.  I'll keep you posted.

 

 

]]> http://mos.bloghi.com/2008/04/14/baltimore-ravens-and-baltimore-orioles-suck.html#comments A Huge Dose of Reality http://mos.bloghi.com/2008/03/29/a-huge-dose-of-reality.html http://mos.bloghi.com/2008/03/29/a-huge-dose-of-reality.html#comments Sat, 29 Mar 2008 13:54:36 +0000 http://mos.bloghi.com/2008/03/29/a-huge-dose-of-reality.html   [youtube=http://youtube.com/watch?v=gAiqOZugC8o]   THIS MIGHT BE AS HARD TO SWALLOW AS A HORSE PILL    

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THIS MIGHT BE AS HARD TO SWALLOW AS A HORSE PILL

 

]]> http://mos.bloghi.com/2008/03/29/a-huge-dose-of-reality.html#comments I'd Like to introduce to you a friend http://mos.bloghi.com/2008/03/17/i-d-like-to-introduce-to-you-a-friend.html http://mos.bloghi.com/2008/03/17/i-d-like-to-introduce-to-you-a-friend.html#comments Mon, 17 Mar 2008 18:43:49 +0000 http://mos.bloghi.com/2008/03/17/i-d-like-to-introduce-to-you-a-friend.html    

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]]> http://mos.bloghi.com/2008/03/17/i-d-like-to-introduce-to-you-a-friend.html#comments William F. Buckley, Jr. http://mos.bloghi.com/2008/03/16/william-f-buckley-jr.html http://mos.bloghi.com/2008/03/16/william-f-buckley-jr.html#comments Sun, 16 Mar 2008 15:43:32 +0000 http://mos.bloghi.com/2008/03/16/william-f-buckley-jr.html       "Even if one takes every reefer madness allegation of the prohibitionists at face value,   marijuana prohibition has done far more harm to far more people than marijuana ever could."      -...  

 

 

"Even if one takes every reefer madness allegation of the prohibitionists at face value,

 

marijuana prohibition has done far more harm to far more people than marijuana ever could."   

 

- William F. Buckley, Jr.

 

 

 

]]> http://mos.bloghi.com/2008/03/16/william-f-buckley-jr.html#comments Mos is Back in Business http://mos.bloghi.com/2008/03/16/mos-is-back-in-business.html http://mos.bloghi.com/2008/03/16/mos-is-back-in-business.html#comments Sun, 16 Mar 2008 08:01:32 +0000 http://mos.bloghi.com/2008/03/16/mos-is-back-in-business.html   Let's try this again.      

Let's try this again.

 

 

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